To be fair, the story does make you appear to be utterly incapable of raising a child.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Mar 2013, 19:25, 2 replies)

Well I thought shoving a photo of Jimmy Saville in her face
and shouting "HE SEE'S YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING" is commonly better than using the cane. Damn my commoner school upbringing.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 17 Mar 2013, 20:47, closed)

Jimmy Saville wallpaper on the bedroom ceiling is the easiest solution.
Pop a bit of glow-in-the-dark paint on his fingernails and jinglejangle jewellery for double effect.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 8:03, closed)

Not really sure what's more evident here Shambolina -
fear at the fact that you claim to have procreated & thus there is a child and (likely) spouse who are subjected to your snide, vicious, arrogant bullying attitude day to day (to be fair tho - you do seem to spend most of your time here so they must get a bit of respite) OR laughter at that fact that you seem to think you have right to make judgment and pass comment.

Top story btw Jeccius - click from me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 17 Mar 2013, 21:41, closed)