People aren't taking the piss out of martial arts
They're taking the piss out of the people you mentioned - the ones who can't talk for more than a minute without letting you know they're highly trained killing machines.
(username failed moderation, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:39, 1 reply)

I know exactly what you mean
I hate them!

Back in my day when I was a student of Do Re Mi art it was frowned upon by nearly of all my fellow novices, Chuck, Jean, Jackie, but, I don't want to drop names.

I was just saying to the Police Sergeant when making my fortnightly attendance to register and finger print my feet and hands for the federal lethal weapons bureau (and I don't even live in America) how the young karate men of today are so showy.

short: fuck I'm a dick
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:40, closed)

I am a highly skilled proponent of
Ekky-Thump.

You'd best watch what you say to me sunshine.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:49, closed)

Yeah
but without a Black Pudding, you are pretty much harmless.
(Rsoles, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:31, closed)