I punched a microwave yesterday. Does that count?
It wasn't intentional but I still lost. Got a deep gouge on my knuckle now that keeps opening up whenever I think of going near a tap.

I also once punched my locker at work because the lock was sticking. Unfortunately I'd left the key in and got another huge gouge on my wrist.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:23, 6 replies)

There seems to be a pattern forming here.
Maybe you need to protect your hands and knuckles more carefully whilst punching inanimate objects.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:29, closed)

I think they're after me...

( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:31, closed)

I can't keep up with all these references.
Can't we just do de-ris? Like /board.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:26, closed)

No reference, I was just being silly.
Insinuating that it wasn't my fault for being clumsy and occasionally bad tempered, but that somehow the inanimate objects of the world are conspiring together to slice me up little by little.... They'll get me one day. =P
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:31, closed)

You were the one that started the fight at the Anger Management course, weren't you?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:36, closed)

HULK SMASH!!!!
Oh, sorry. That was Gamma rays wasn't it? not Micro waves. My mistake.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:34, closed)