How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I'm a messy midden head.It drives my dear dad up the wall. All day long I am constantly berated by his frustration at not having the dishes washed immediately or a plate not being moved or a speck of minute dust floating past his eyes which is apparently my fault as I'm the eldest and it's "his bloody house".
My room has a passage way to my bed between two mountains of things. A pile of some of my art supplies on one side, a giant box of.... something or other with all my clothes piled on top on the other. I am messy and lazy. A hearty procrastinator.
My parents go on holiday a lot. EVERY TIME they step out the door I have a wee celebration of liberation in my head, jump about happily leaving bread crumbs on the counters and tea stains where my cup shoogles. Ten minutes later, directed at my siblings or anyone close by:
"WHY ARE THE DISHES NOT DONE?!?!"
"GET THAT BIN OUT!"
"AH, WHERE'S THE TEA TOWEL?! WHY AM I WASHING THE DISHES AGAIN AND AGAIN?!"
"NO ONE EVER DOES ANYTHING HERE! DAMN IT, SOMEONE GET OFF THEIR ARSE AND DO SOME BLOODY WORK!"
Arse...
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:33,
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