How clean is your house?
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
My house is clean. Untidy, but clean.
You could lick the floor if you wanted to and you probably wouldn't die. I consider that a good metric of cleanliness.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:34,
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Ah, but what would it taste like?
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:39,
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I'm almost tempted to try.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:44,
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It will taste of naked catface
*shudder*
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:49,
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That's an acquired taste but one I happen to enjoy.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:51,
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