How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I work in regional TV news....We have lists like Top 10 smelliest houses you've ever filmed in. A recent new entry was the old boy in his 70's who chained smoked the whole time I was there and had cardboard sheets attached to the inside of the bedroom windows. The atmosphere inside was cloying and the smell just stuck in the throat.
The reason we were filming him? HE COLLECTED VACUUM CLEANERS!! FFS!!
Tha all time smelliest house was the woman who ran a hedgehog rescue centre in her house. She had 250 of them in her house, every room had at least 30 of them including the kitchen where the hedgehogs slept in rotting, piss soaked cardboard boxes on work surfaces. The smell of sulphur was overpowering. I made an excuse to go back to my car so I could hurl chunks.
She asked me if I would like a cup of tea, then looked surprised as I shouted "NOOOOOOO" very quickly.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)
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