How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I shared a place with a mateOur house was spotless during the week, but come the weekend...
Christ almighty you'd think a bomb has been dropped judging by the state of the place, every weekend for about 6 months of the year the place would get trashed, this was usually down to us having various people over to stay.
Thing is by the following weekend it was spotless again.
Strange place, given the state of the decor (garish 1970's wallpaper) and purple carpet but it was a great. Oddly, the longer we lived there the more living space we had (at one point we found a basement that had a cage in it).
We moved in the end, following hassle from the police.
Nae body move!
Pc Harry Batt was constantly on our case over stolen Muck-Muck.
Cheers,
D
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:05,
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