How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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We got rudely awoken one night to the sound of scurryingIt was quite unnerving because we were sleeping on an airbed, and the noise seemed worryingly close to our ears. My rented bedroom was so messy we had to have a few tries to find the source. Turned out we had a mouse nest in the wardrobe and they were doing the rounds after lights out.
It was completely impossible to catch them. We were up half the night. Fortunately I had a Boa (not the feathery type, the snakey type) and so left that out and turned the lights off. The demise of one mouse was punctuated with a sudden squeak, and the second a short while afterwards.
I now run my own pest control business. True story.
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