How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Can't wait to get marriedMy brother and I shared an apartment with a guy I'll call Dave. Dave was affectionately labeled "Brain Dead Before Shower". He also had the bad habit of leaving his soiled plates wherever he finished his chili or lasagna, leaving everyone else to pick up after him.
After repeatedly reminding him that we weren't his dish cleaners, my brother had enough and started throwing dirty plates, silverware and all into his bed, under his sheets. Many nights I awoke to Dave's screaming after he got home late and was looking to a nice nap but had to deal with dirty plates and dirty sheets.
After one such episode he was heard to exclaim "a haute voix" "I can't wait 'till I get married and I'll never have to wash another dish!"
What a dork!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:09,
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