How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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My friend Vagin (a cunning anagram of his real name)used to rejoice in finds of what he called 'floor bacon'. Didn't matter what it was, or how long it had been there. It was 'floor bacon', and down it went. Yummy! Fortunately, I can be 95% certain it was only done to appall whoever was present at the time.
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