How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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So as a young teenage boy, I wouldn't allow anyone in my room.My cupboard started to smell a bit weird. A bit ... like ... sickly ... weird.
I tried to ignore it, but after a couple of weeks had to investigate and found that the cat had left a dead mole in the bottom which was wriggling with maggots and the reek of death.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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