
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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They didn't know I had to spend about 3 days cleaning the place.
The carpets needed shampooing several times to get spots of oily mud out of them (from bikes). I'd missed one on the checkout inspection so my girlfriend conventiently stood on top of it.
I couldn't get the oven clean - there was still some pie gravy behind the heating element I couldn't get to, the toilet seat was broken and there were still some marks on the walls but the agents thought it was spotless.
( , Sat 27 Mar 2010, 19:46, Reply)
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