How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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My Brother.is a filthy little git. First he lived in the house I live in now with his mates. Fat vikings. One guy was easily 20stone and so was his girlfriend. Beside where his bed had been there was a walrus print of sweat and under the bed a prehistoric flood of coke with a dead mouse embalmed in it. 20 bags of rubbish taken from house, 3 rooms repainted and 20 mice caught. Brother continued to live with me and partner as he built his apartment adjacent to our house. You literally could not see the floor for rubbish for a year.
He now liveas outside in a converted cow shed. Brought the new girlfriend back to the house after a night out. Semi-paralyzed rat crawling feebly in circles courtesy of his cat. Turns to girlfriend, "bedrooms that way, mind the rat".
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 27 Mar 2010, 21:32,
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