How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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No. 14 Benin street -Hither Green - londonAnd so the story begins - I was only resident in the property for 2 months - sleeping on the sofa in the kitchen and storing my tools in the living room.
sleeping in my sleepng bag.
with the draw string done up REALLY tight.
Listening to the mice partying on the lino.
It was my brothers uni digs for 3 years, shared with a fair assortment of good friends. There are too many stories to tell, but the tuna that was put out for a stray kitten in the garden and then brought back in to the kitchen (why I will never know) and left to rot, breed, take over the world beneath a landslide of unwashed pots, clutter and effluvium nearly had me boaking onto my shoes.
Still - a good time was had by all!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 18:01, 1 reply)
Tuna......smells bad enough when it's not off. I can't imagine what it smells like after a few weeks of festering.
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milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 20:38,
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