
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I decided to avoid this by moving into a large room in my house with the missus and some of our friends live in the other rooms. It means that the missus gets pissed off at the others for being untidy bastards and I get off more or less scot free, except I occasionally have to listen to her moan about their lack of cleanliness.
The other week she snapped, though, which meant that they've cleaned the kitchen, bathroom and hoovered the stairs in the past week. To avoid looking bad I've had to fall back on my old staple of "looking after the garden" and hiding in the shed :/
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)
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