How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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When I was a student......I lived in the typical filthy shared house, much like many others being discussed here. Towards the end of term, the landlady told us she'd be coming to show some prospective tenants around, and could we make sure the place was looking decent. We took one look at the massive pile of dirty dishes, thought 'fuck that!' and hid them in the cupboard under the sink. Job done.
Landlady comes round. All goes well, until for some reason I've never understood, whilst showing them the kitchen, she goes "...and look, there's plenty of room under here for your cleaning things", and proudly throws open said cupboard to show them a term's worth of food/mould caked crap. Oh, the shame...
(, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:22, Reply)
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