When I got my first "proper" job...
... I started off living in B&Bs during the week. Then I found a place literally round the corner from work where I could rent a room, sharing with a placement student (good bloke) and the woman who owned the house, and her dog. It was cheap and close to work and I had been a student, so I wasn't that fussy... but oh my god. I'm no OCD anal retentive clean freak or anything, but I'd be led to believe that men (i.e. me) were disgusting and all women were magically hygienic creatures. Well... not this one. I won't bore you with most of the details, but suffice to say I was amazed to find myself in a pair of marigolds spending nearly an hour cleaning the toilet before I considered it clean enough to shit in. I don't think she'd ever cleaned it in the entire time she lived there. The rim was caked with pubes. I'm being a little bit sick in my mouth thinking about it even now.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)