About 7 years ago
I was heading out to Tenerife for about 2 weeks (not recommended as it is a shit hole), and it was the wee hours of the morning, waiting to get our plane out there. So there's me, like a complete idiot, wolfing down Burger King and Red Bull, for what must have been a good reason, as I'd never combine the two again.

Fast-forward about 2 hours and on the plane, I realize I have made a horrible mistake. I unbuckle the seatbelt, dive down the other end of the plane, slam my arse onto the toilet and unleash pure fucking horror... which I continued to do for about 20 more minutes after that.
After causing Chernobyl 2, I sheepishly staggered back to my seat, only for for someone to say five minutes later "Who's fuckin' died on 'ere?"

Not only is it one of the more gross experiences I've had (not counting uni-related stuff), but one of the more embarrassing.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)