Polite notice
At Uni back in 't nineties I lived in halls next to two scouse lads known to us all as Paddy and Dixon. Nice lads but a bit stereotypical scouse, loud, lary and a bit waaaaaay. Paddy had a girlfriend who would regularly come for 'conjugal' visits. After one holiday break he came back to find a note from the cleaners as follows:

"Dear occupant, we are glad you practice safe sex but can you please refrain from leaving used condoms under your pillow for us to find when we clean your room"
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:35, 1 reply)

A GF of long ago had a roomie
that worked as a chambermaid in a motel. She went to clean up a room. Eight condoms with various levels of spunk were draped over the headboard. Kind of a trophy, I guess.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:41, closed)