Infrared soap dispensers are pointless -
you use them before washing your hands so your hands are already covered in greeblys. No-touch taps and air dryers on the other hand (sorry) are a fucking good idea as your hands are now clean and you don't want to touch any germy things. *Except air-driers which just plain don't fucking work - that's what t-shirts are for*

As to the whole "Toughen the fuck up, Immune system" argument - I believe Ignatz Semmelweis solved that problem many years ago.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:02, 1 reply)

Semmelweis
What, by dying of sepsis?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 2:15, closed)