In a house like that
I reckon they'd have been hard pressed to sketch a rough idea of what a female looked like.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:02, 1 reply)

Believe it or not, one of the four of us who lived there was an actual, real life, boobs and vagina female.
and a nurse to boot! I think she wanted to get rid of it but the idea of skimming off the grimosphere and spooning it into a bag/bin and pouring the water down the sink was too daunting a prospect for even the steeliest of minds.
In the end we snuck out under cover of darkness and left the whole sorry mess under a tree in the communal green space at the centre of the estate.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:53, closed)

Heh
that would have been a memorable find for whoever finally cleaned it up.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:59, closed)

I like to imagine that there was a murder nearby later that night
(if that doesn't sound too weird), and the police have been looking for 'The sausage in a bucket' murderer for the last ten years.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 12:11, closed)