The 'friendship pie'
Same flat, same slobbish attitude towards cleanliness and/or hygiene.

Three males sat around a television set watching the football one Saturday. It was an FA Cup game, Manchester United were hosting West Ham. I follow West Ham, my flat mates supported Arsenal and Tottenham. Even those of you with only a rudimentary sense of football will understand the level of banter/verbal abuse/psychological torture/physical beatings that this mix could cause.
None of that mattered that day though, we all wanted the London club to win. And they did- everyone's favourite insane fascist turned Swindon Town manager Paolo Di Canio scoring the only goal.
When the goal went in, such was the joy in one of my flatmates that he stood bolt upright, yelled, grabbed the nearest thing to him and hurled it at the wall (he was just THAT kind of person).
It was a half eaten meat pie of some discription and the fact that it stayed- unmoving and unflinching on the wall it hit is a testiment to the structural integrity and viscousity of its gravy. It was still there the following day and we decided to put a frame around it, using it as a monument towards the unity and friendship that was forged that day in our fair city.
We had to reframe it a couple of times over the next month as gravity slowly took its hold. I think it was there for about 5 weeks in all until someone removed it due to their parents coming round. It had left a faint, yet shiny, greeny-brown trail of about 7 inches- as if a particularly slimy snail had popped in for a chat before deciding that this was far too a disgusting place to relax and fucked off again.
all attempts to remove this mark failed. It had actually changed the colour of the wallpaper.

We never did get our deposit back.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:12, 5 replies)

I'd never thought to make a feature of my squalor.
Hmm. There are some definite artistic possibilities behind my desk. Some of the things that are growing there could probably be taught to use a paint-brush, given enough patience.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:35, closed)

Wall of text
is hard to read.
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:05, closed)

TL:DR?
Wall of pie
is hard to clean
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:10, closed)

arf
what a pleasant picture you paint :)
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:03, closed)

It's not right...

It's just not right.

To find this funny...

Pffft!

I will now check myself into the nearest looney bin immediately.

right after clicking.

I think more than any QotW in living memory, this one has defined how people can laugh at the utterly, fantastically gross.

I applaud you all.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:58, closed)