
Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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Everytime i visit a motorway service station, i always find upon entering a cubicle, that some filthy fucker has taken a massive shit and decided not to pull the flush. This happens to me on almost every occasion regardless of where i am. I can only assume therefore,that i have been secretly stalking a phantom shitter and didn't even know it.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:02, 3 replies)

when he hears the familiar sound. No! How could it be? He was so careful! But there's no denying that dreadful, pursuing sound. The sound of your car...
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:20, closed)

Nice slant on it.
I thought I noticed you following me around those 'Welcome break's...
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:44, closed)

The walls of your delusion collapsing around you in a fight-club esque manner and you realise that's it's YOU that's been leaving hoofing great jobbies in welcome breaks up and down the nation. Then Helena bonham carter brings you some bum wad or something.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:58, closed)
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