Oh Christ
Vagabond's tale below has reminded me of something that happened to me when I had first started seeing my girlfriend.

I was staying at her place when I woke in the night feeling thirsty, and I spotted a glass of orange juice (or possibly scrumpy) on the side. So I had a quick sip and discovered that it tasted a bit unusual.

As she was perpetually wrecked (as was I), it turns out that she would sometimes not be arsed to make the journey to the toilet and would use a pint glass for her lady-piss.

I was surprised to find that the piss did not taste as vile as I would have imagined. Although having said that, I certainly didn't intentionally drink it on two separate occasions.
(Eukanuba, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:58, 2 replies)

Bear Grylls
Would be so proud.
(SkoaL, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:48, closed)

This
is utter filth.
(Bear_Grillz, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:49, closed)