An ex & I were camping down south years ago.
We pulled up into the Tourist Centre, she's off to the dunny and I'm sorting out camp-grounds. She grabs me as I come out and drags me into the Ladies to show me her "Foot Long". Now I had *ahem* "been there" wih this young lady and there is no way I could imagine that fitting thru her tight, delicate sphincter.
But it began a tradition of 1-upmanship to see who could do the biggest log. Turned out she could.
But traveling to the Khyber was never the same for me after that.
EDIT: A big bucket of water poured quickly (careful not to splash) usually does the trick.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 4:33, Reply)