Having spent my life working on tips, i've seen quite a few filthy things.
In the good old days when liquid waste could simply be tipped into a hole in the ground, I saw a tanker driver without safety boots, high viz jacket, which everyone had to wear or be kicked off site. I went over to ask why not.

He explained that the last bolt that secured the door on the back of the tanker had stuck so he had hit it with a metal bar. This freed it. The door swung open and covered him head to toe in chicken shit.

I was convinced, by the time he told me this I realised that he smelled worse than anyone I have encountered since.
(Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:02, 1 reply)

So...
the bloke got covered in chicken shit, and this, somehow, allows him to flout health and safety laws?
I'm not sure I understand.
(dchurch bah, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:02, closed)