A corny story.
As I mentioned in my previous post, I was a security officer at a large hotel in Daytona Beach. As part of their nightly procedures the evening shift went around locking the doors to the outdoor bathrooms at 10 pm, as we'd had numerous problems with drug addicts and homeless using those bathrooms for unintended purposes. At 6 am, the night shift (my shift) would unlock the bathrooms. During a morning unlock one day, I found something the evening shift had missed when they locked the door: a gentleman had needed to use the facilities quite urgently - so urgently, in fact, that he had barely made it inside the bathroom door before his poor sphincter could hold no more. He left a trail of brown liquid from the bathroom door, all the way into the nearest stall where he had managed to decorate most of the toilet before actually sitting down. Having obviously soiled himself on the way in, he decided to leave his stained tighty-whiteys hanging from the handrail in the stall.

And now for the explanation of this post's title, if you haven't guessed already. The entire trail, from door to stall to commode, contained copious amounts of whole, undigested corn kernels. Even the underwear which he'd so kindly left behind still had some corn in it.

It was quite some time after that before I could eat corn again.
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)