Sometimes people just get carried away.
One such time was a faithful night in the airport. Now, all of the breakrooms were on the fourth floor and were very bust during the day. But throughout the winter when traffic was slow the floor would be dead at night cause all the workers were either sleeping or off duty.

The airport had recently introduced new security measures after 9/11 and one of these was the ASU (airport search), who had there break-room located beside ours and also came with a lovely tiled mosaic window which let in plenty of light from the fluorescent bulbs in the corridor.

At the start the unit was staffed by a mix of workers from other departments and new recruits but as mentioned above traffic at winter was light so their night roster reflected this. And this brings me to the coupling of the bucktoothed ASU and "rusty" the cleaner. He wasn't called rusty because of hair color but rather, as one of the girls put it, it looked like he could give you a nasty infection.

Anyways on this faithful night I had woken hungry and went to the vending machine and on returning found Bucky and Rusty at it like mad dogs, Buckys ample frame spread sickeningly across the tiled windows, their distorted effect wreaking havoc on my bleeding eyes. Rusty was so engrossed in his sausage stashing that he failed to notice my warbly image on the other side stealthily slink off to alert my 10 to 15 other co-workers.

The plan was to give the pair a jolly good hurrah for their endeavors but what transpired could not have worked out better. You see as we were congregating for our cheer Rusty spluffed and upon doing so raised his head to see a crowd had gathered to witness Buckys Clam Baptism. I can tell you Rusty CUMS LIKE A MAN but squeals like a girl. And the resulting hysterics must of been to much for poor bucks as she wasn't seen again but Rusty would often get a cheer (or squeal) in the corridor and take it in good humor.
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