Isn't it for this very reason...
...that supermarkets now keep all their cheese in wipe-clean plastic packets?

No need to throw out vom-encrusted comestibles when a couple of wipes and a squirt of the trade-only cheese-fragranced Febreeze will do just as well.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)