My god
As I always do with QOTW answers that are longer than a sentence, I skipped to the end of this story first to make sure it doesn't end in a song or a hideous pun. "Lower eyelid" seemed like some kind of b3ta slang for foreskin, and after reading the next to last sentence I nearly vomited through my nose. :0
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 5:49, Reply)