I've posted about this guy before, but to add to your list:
Don't keep all your phlegm in a pint glass
Piss in the toilet, not bottles that you leave open in the hall
If you shit on the toilet seat, wipe it off afterwards
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:29, 1 reply)

that's just nasty

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:32, closed)

Hey, Cleveland.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:34, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:53, closed)