I can assure you, from the bottom of my heart,
that number 7 was nothing like number 2.
Number 2 was just a runny beer poo in the well that houses the wipers on a car, whereas number 7 was enough shit and shit-related detritus to fill two large buckets. As was pointed out last time I posted this, it resembled a fecal lasagne.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:18, 2 replies)

Haha
sorry, I meant too much " number 2 ", as in too much shit rather than relating to your story #2.

Good on you for doing the arm in a bag thing, they usually leak.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:27, closed)

Ah. I guess I should learn to read at some point, huh?
<Cleans grime from eyes>
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:35, closed)

bottom heart
heart bottom
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:38, closed)

"From the very heart of my bottom"
I'm going to have to steal that.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:36, closed)