Friend's dirty daughter
Just remembered this one ...

One Guy Fawkes Night, my friend brought his daughter over to my boyfriend's to meet us both so we could all go out to ooh and aah at the fireworks. When they arrived, she immediately went to the downstairs loo. She was in there a l-o-n-g time but her dad said she had a gippy tummy and so we thought nothing of it.

When she eventually came out, we were all ready to go except I had to pop back into the bathroom where my coat was hanging. The room smelled pretty bad and I made a comment about it but said no more when she went a shade of red I had never seen before.

The fireworks were fun and afterwards they went home. The following morning I went to use my boyfriend's downstairs loo. I was then I discovered there was shit on the toilet seat, shit down the side of the bowl and shit under the pedestal mat.

The girl, definitely old enough to know better, had shit herself but rather than say anything to me or her dad, had decided to hide it.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12, Reply)