i read this a while back and would hope that it's not true.
A fella had got very very drunk and pulled a slightly larger lady, got taken back to her place where he discovers she has a child.
The babysitter leaves, baby asleep upstairs they retire to her room. Lights stay off, he undress himself and her and the rude stuff starts to happen.
He's busy noshing on a boob when some liquid goes in his mouth and he swallows it.
He assumed it must've just been milk and she must've been still breast feeding.

Turns out it wasn't.

Turns out it was a massive boil.

yummy.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:34, 4 replies)

Surely he could tell by the taste?
Breast-milk is so super sweet and tasty ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:43, closed)

and boil pus
tastes like manky minge
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:36, closed)

And when you're pissed
turps tastes like the smoothest 18yo. Islay malt.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:13, closed)

I wouldn't know anything about that!
Honest...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:15, closed)