The thing with the shoes
...is apparently because a massive impact causes all the blood to drain very fast from the extremities, reducing their volume. Post-impact cadavers are usually about 4 shoe sizes smaller than in life.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:33, 2 replies)

For comedy value they should really be smoking gently when found

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:31, closed)

Do you believe this yourself?
Or are you just trying to make up "facts" for the rest of us to enjoy?
(Eukanuba, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:44, closed)