My First Internet Love
Was IRC,then as I matured, alt.tasteless newsgroup until the signal to noise ratio got too small to tolerate and finally B3ta.

Fell in love with B3ta through a link from The Register publicising the Introducing Monday spoof. Been here ever since.

But I've never been to a B3ta bash. So to try and put that right I've decided to organise one in London for 26th November, venue to be arranged.

A few people who I'd really like to attend are:
The Ginger Furher
Mr Trinder Esq
Rachel Swipe
Wascally Weasel
Scary Duck
Stusut79 - I'll even buy you a pint
Mr And Mrs Pachey
Soapy Norris
Mad McMad

Fuckit - anyone and everyone. Add your names to the calender - venue will be sorted out by next week.

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/763

And I *know* this is the wrong place to do this. I'm sorry.

But it's a works night out tonight and I'm already

MOD EDIT- All replies to this on this board will be deleted - reply on the calendar link please!

LEGLESS EDIT - I knew I'd get spanked for this but he's right. Reply on the calendar please. Still, it's been *weeks* since I've been in trouble here......

MOD EDIT - Who says I'm a he??

LEGLESS EDIT - OK. I'll bite. "You're my favorite mod. I've always liked you. There's something in your aura, in the way you write that just lights up the world.... Why don't you come to the bash I'm arranging and, afterwards we can go back to my hotel and talk about B3ta, about writing and how you came to be so incredibly attractive...." (Now I hope it bloody is a woman or people might talk....)

Another MOD EDIT - if it was a woman she probably can't reply. No doubt she's feeling nauseous. Keep your chat ups/conversations for the other boards please.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 15:40, Reply)