My first loveI can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
C'mon, tell us about your first love
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chthonic, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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Her name was Fatty ArbuckleThis really is my last post you twats ...etc...
She had the face of a burrowing tick and eyes set apart by a meters girth. Her name was Fatty Arbuckle and she stank of burning turds.
It was mid week, a Wednesday, or a Thursday.
Or a Friday.
It was weekend.
She was infatuated with me and although I was interested in other things, I would often let her play with my tassel.
'Why does it bleed?' she would often ask, to rawcus applause.
One day she approached me on the school bus.
There was no seat next to me so she just stood and started. She had black eyes and a black heart.
'You really are the nicest boy, I've ever met' she exclaimed. I was about to turn and scold her for interupting my game of 'push mincemeat under your watchstrap' when I caught sight of her radiant smile. She beamed from ear to ear and my heart warmed, no danced as I realized, at last that I was in love with her.
I leaned over and caressed one of the tentacles she called ears and reassured her that she was with me now and everything would be alright.
We deep kissed.
I pulled the bus over and all the kids got off and hurried into school.
and that was the last time I saw her, or my own kids again.
STUSUT79 is getting married this Saturday and I would just like to wish them all the best for the Future.
Hazars are in order!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 12:08, Reply)
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