Ahhh Katie, Spiderman has nothing on you.....
My first proper love was called Katie, we dated for nearly two years (around the age of 11 or 12). She showed me her boobs, I once accidentally prodded her in the back with my erection. We tried putting our tongues in each others mouths but it just felt a bit weird. Ahhh, young love.

When the relationship ended, I was initially heartbroken. Until, that is, I discovered that Katie was missing something very important. Namely a cock. After I was seduced by the dark side she quickly realised she couldn't compete, so we managed to stay friends. She was my first fag hag.

It was as friends that I was able to witness the amazing powers that this woman possesses. In the intervening fifteen years I have seen no less than four of her other ex-boyfriends become gay after dating her. No word of a lie. Four. It's like she has some really wanky super-power.

As a result I now call her 'The Hominator'.

She doesn't like this nickname. She likes it even less when I introduce her as such to someone she fancies.

On the upside I have had half decent flings with at least one of the ex's she used her powers on.

EDIT: For the one person in the world yet to work it out, follow the link if the title of this post makes no sense: www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/

EDIT 2: Thinking about it, you could pretty much just read the URL if you're lazy.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 21 Oct 2005, 17:24, Reply)