
I can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
C'mon, tell us about your first love
( , Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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First girl I felt something for was Briony Smith. I'm not sure how it happened but it was through Briony, we were about six, that I discovered girls didn't have willies.
I yearned for her. I even suggested she could have a sweet for a kiss. She had a lovely friend called Michelle Yung as well.
Then I got into football and stuff.
My last memory of Briony was when I was playing in a mud patch with my brother. On seeing her I got to my feet and wiping the crap from my hands said: 'Hello.' She smiled awkwardly. We were about nine at the time.
In my teens I used to see Michelle at Huddersfield Town games selling programmes.
I never bought one.
( , Sat 22 Oct 2005, 22:02, Reply)
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