My first loveI can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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arsehis name was Dave (aren't they all?), and he's currently shagging my ex best mate. Who is a heifer with pink hair and tits like dead ferrets in bin bags.
Me? Bitter? Slightly. But I'm now engaged to be wedded to her ex (shush, I know the dictionary definition of incestuous, thankyou. She's my ex as well.) who's better. He can spell, for a kick off. Oh, and she's got to deal with his parent's law suity thing against each other. HAH.
Funny thing about her. She was mud wrestling at a bike rally that my fiance's mate went to. He came back from it traumatised and proceeded to tell us about the Jabba-esque half naked bird with a tattoo on her thigh mudwrestling. And he was so put off he left.
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