Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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I'm so, so, sorryIt's in the living room.
Frequently, I sit on it,
to relax, to watch the telly,
to chat inanely with my housemates
and occasionally,
guests.
It's comfortable,
It's flexible,
And many times,
After a lengthy evening with too much to drink,
Our guests might stay,
And we'll unfold it,
For them to sleep,
Whilst I
slip something
into their
last drink
"Plop,"
the tablet fizzes for just a moment,
but they don't notice the subtle change in
taste.
And as they sleep, unconscious
In the living room
I perform
Unspeakable acts
Upon their
Sensitive bits
On this folding
sofa-bed.
These are the things I do to Futon.
Once again, I am so, so, sorry
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:19, 2 replies)
i quite like thatIts peaceful. You know, apart from the rapey bit.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:22,
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That's quite peaceful tooAt least, they don't make a sound after the pills have kicked in...
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:17, closed)
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