FlirtingDo you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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At a Reclaim The Streets gig in King's Cross at New Year, on my first pillI flirted with and ended up eating face with a girl towards the middle of the morning. After a while we sat and drank tea and chatted, and her friends turned up to tell her they were leaving.
She turned to me with a look of terror and said, "Er ... I would invite you back to mine, er ... only ... I've heard sex binds two souls together, and, er ... well ... I don't know about you but I'm bound to some people I really wish I wasn't, so, er .... "
Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:16,
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Fuckinell !!!*click*
On account of this being one of the most fucked up things I've ever read, cheers.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:24,
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