b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Flirting » Post 641735 | Search
This is a question Flirting

Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters

Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Ooooh fuck.
In an earlier post, I said that I was to flirting as earthquakes are to Haitian architecture. A common problem I suspect for quite a few of the more socially awkward people round here. However, this one takes the biscuit in terms of sheer idiocy and stupidity.

It was a few years ago, in the middle of summer, at a party. And as I'm apt to do at such gatherings, I was drunk. So drunk in fact, Bacchus himself would probably look at me and say "Steady on a bit!". I was drinking you see, to try and boost my confidence. Because there was a Girl. A very nice looking girl, who for some reason had caught my attention. I'm guessing it was because she had a pair of tits. I wasn't too choosy back then. And conversation was flowing, freely, like the booze. Whilst I wasn't exactly in like Flynn, she hadn't run away screaming, either. And then I had to go and ruin it all. She mentioned she was at the party with her sister. It was in fact, her sister's birthday. Why on Earth I decided to ask her if she considered herself the fit one to this day confuses the hell out of me. Even more so, how I managed to avoid a pasting.

Perversely, to this day, I'm rather proud of that one.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:30, closed)
And proud you should be!
That is absolutely fucking PRICELESS !!!

*CLICKS ALL ROUND*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:20, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1