Flirting
Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Not a checkout girl
But it was in a supermarket checkout queue. Marks and Spencers in Winchester, October 1996.
Waiting to be served, person behind me pushes into me with their basket. I ignore it.
Happens again. I turn and glare at the person behind me. They smile and say sorry.
Happens again. I ignore it again.
Get served. As I get my shopping out of my basket, person behind me tries to make conversation about something or other. I grunt monosyllabically.
Pay. Leave.
An hour or so later, whilst eating my Marks boil-in-the-bag Sri Lankan curry, a few observations finally begin to form in my brain:
1) The person behind me was a young woman.
2) Quite a cute young woman in fact.
3) AND SHE WAS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME
It's just as well that I was so hopelessly slow on the uptake though, as just a couple of weeks before then I'd had an email from a young lady in America who liked my homepage (remember them?), and fourteen years later we're very happily married. But I still can't tell when I'm being flirted with: just the other week I actually said to Mrs Vaino, "The other day when you came over and sat astride me on the sofa, did that mean you wanted to have sex?"
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:12, Reply)
But it was in a supermarket checkout queue. Marks and Spencers in Winchester, October 1996.
Waiting to be served, person behind me pushes into me with their basket. I ignore it.
Happens again. I turn and glare at the person behind me. They smile and say sorry.
Happens again. I ignore it again.
Get served. As I get my shopping out of my basket, person behind me tries to make conversation about something or other. I grunt monosyllabically.
Pay. Leave.
An hour or so later, whilst eating my Marks boil-in-the-bag Sri Lankan curry, a few observations finally begin to form in my brain:
1) The person behind me was a young woman.
2) Quite a cute young woman in fact.
3) AND SHE WAS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME
It's just as well that I was so hopelessly slow on the uptake though, as just a couple of weeks before then I'd had an email from a young lady in America who liked my homepage (remember them?), and fourteen years later we're very happily married. But I still can't tell when I'm being flirted with: just the other week I actually said to Mrs Vaino, "The other day when you came over and sat astride me on the sofa, did that mean you wanted to have sex?"
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:12, Reply)
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