FlirtingDo you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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I was on a date...My flatmate rings to check in and make sure he's not a crazy, etc. I laugh off the call and the conversation continues like so...
Me: 'Ha, sorry, that's just my mate, just checking in to make sure you're not, y'know, a rapist or anything, haha'
Fitty: 'That's fine, don't worry, I'm not a rapist'
Me: 'Haha, well, time will tell, haha'
Fitty: '...'
Yeah, surprisingly enough I never saw him again.
*bashes head against brick wall*
*pop*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:54, 2 replies)
He didn't find that funny?His loss.
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:29,
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I know!I thought it was really funny, I even had a 'Say that, he'll find it really funny!' pre-thought.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:38, closed)
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