I was drunk. Very drunk, and quite inexperienced in the ways of the lady. Having decided that it was probably best to have a well earned lie down, I was quite pleased to have managed to bag the only double bed in the house and proceeded to use the space to my advantage, and proceeded to spread myself out as only a pissed teenage boy can...

"Can I sleep in here too?"

"mmmmmmmyyeaahhh?"

For two hours she 'tried to get comfortable.' By grinding her arse into my crotch. Eventually she got bored of the subtle approach, pushed be onto my back and straddled me, while taking her t-shirt off...

"fucking hell" thinks I...
"I think she might be interested..."
"Oh now she's taken her bra off and she's unbuttoning her jeans... and now mine..."
"You've got condoms? Oh good. Who'll be needing them then?"

"AAaahhhh!"

I lost my virginity soon after...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 23:01, Reply)