I've always wanted to try the following scenario... but never had a willing partner so far, will try on the next gullible lass.
Go to a hotel with the Missus, walk in separately and sit at different ends of the bar, chat her up through the barman/woman and eventually take her upstairs to your room.

I'm sure this could be made a lot funnier if the flirting was really bad/outrageous/perverted etc...

But I bet the bar-staffs face would be a picture.
(Kip, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:32, 5 replies)

Yes I've thought this.
"Ask her if she's into golden showers, and send her this glass of water with my compliments."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:54, closed)

Exactly!
just need a willing subject now.

In fact, one of my mates camps it up quite regularly, maybe that would be even funnier?
(Kip, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:10, closed)

Had a Swedish girlfriend who got off on doing just this.
I have to say, it was really, very hot.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:21, closed)

Had a mate
...who used to do this kind of stuff. HIm and his insanely hot (think Shakira) girlfriend used to head to a club, he'd go off for a pint and she'd get to talking to a group of blokes. Ten minutes later he'd come over like he didn't know her.
"Hi, I'm Damian, fuck you're hot, wanna come back to my place?"
They'd walk off arm in arm while the blokes she'd just been chatting to kicked themselves, ha ha.
(dhroadie, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 22:37, closed)

Thats a really good one
must try that one out.
(Kip, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:47, closed)