FlirtingDo you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Damn it apeloverage, I'd been planning to get some work done today..."Well, I've always been fascinated by the whole Gaian Earth-mother philosophy...tell me more."
"Do you come here often? Well, these clinics in general?"
"Like the armband...that's a swastika, isn't it?"
"Tourette's syndrome? Well, I like a girl who speaks her mind..."
"So how long have you been a Hank Williams fan?"
"That's a fine piece of ass you've got there...do you often mutilate donkeys, then?"
"So, your friend was telling me you used to sing lead vocals for Dead or Alive..."
"So at what point did you realise I hadn't locked the back door?"
"I'd never have guessed those weren't your own teeth!"
"Wow, we have so much in common...right down to the genitalia..."
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