That'll be a double dose then.
I took one in readyness
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:48, 1 reply)

Had a liquid lunch
Feeling quite frisky, actually. I can either hump the office sofa, disappear to the bogs for a quick hand shandy, find a small hungry toydog, a pot of sandwich spread and a seculded bush in the park. Or I could just try the old sharky shark shark approach on the office receptionist... no fuckin chance there, though. None at all...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:53, closed)

I would have thought after your 'afters' post
You'd be right off it at the moment!
Perhaps not.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:57, closed)

Thankfully I lived with Posh John
many many years ago and have time to recover from that incident. And it wasn't so much that that freaked me out... it was afterwards when she said: "I could go and pee it all out of me if that'd help." Freaked me out bigtime.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:01, closed)

Wow,
now THAT'S a chat up line and a half!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:02, closed)

She was oozing
class, that girl.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:08, closed)

Oozing something anyway....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:13, closed)

Don't 'spose...
...you've got her number? ;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:18, closed)

Was it the fact she said it, or how wrong her knowledge of female plumbing was that freaked you out?
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:26, closed)

The plumbing thing
And the way it was perfectly natural and reasonable to shag someone else while acting as a cum recepticle for my mates splodge... Classy birds round Hackney way. And no I dont have her number - don't even know what her name was. Fuck me, I'm glad I've settled down now. *shudders*
( SpankyHanky, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:28, closed)

Classy birds all over...
My mate brought a girl home last week, shagged her, sent her on her way next morning and went to work. His (new) flatmates called him half an hour later to ask why the fuck there were pubes in one of their razors and a massive poo stain on a flannel, which was now clogging the toilet. Evidently girlie hadn't expected a shag so hadn't wiped her arse or shaved her legs/crotch for a few weeks.

I laughed until wee came out.
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:41, closed)