i used to go drinking with my mates
good-looking girls, not one of them above a size 12. i was about 25 stones and had a haircut like a militant lesbian. i'd always manage to pull within the first 5 minutes and they'd go home on their own! they never realised that it's attitude that gets you the attention. oh, i don't mean be really loud and crass, that just gets you beer-swilling troglodytes. just act as if the party can now start because you're there. never stand in a corner waiting for a man to come over, he'll think you're frigid. just remember, you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't, but at least you'll have fun doing it!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 19:30, 1 reply)

YEAH RIGHT

(foxy01, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:07, closed)

i'm sure your attitude
has them just falling over themselves to get to you
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:03, closed)